Cronulla - Diet went the same way as the sharks
Hey hey there blog reader!
Well, a bit of an update from me - nothing awfully exciting I don’t think in the last few weeks, erm, that sounds a lot worse than it is, but all good! I did two weeks of the (f)Atkins diet - I quite enjoyed bits of it, it was a bit frustrating at times, but it kick-started a bit of a health kick and made me lose a good few kg’s. I’m not sure how much as I never weighed myself though, d’oh! I’d probably do it again, and I will at somepoint. I have fallen off the wagon a bit, but not too much. Been watching quite a lot of Entourage (what a good programme, I only discovered it a couple of weeks ago!) on the nice projector that I need to give back to work - I promise I will! I’ve passed my probation period at work, so I’m here for good now, eeek. Obviously they loved me. It was nice to see Sarah back in the country again, we went for a few drinks on Tuesday, and my mate Colin’s birthday. It was a really good day actually, a few drinks in pubs in town and watched a bit of the cricket. Then we bought a few bottles of wine from a bottle shop in Darlinghurst, and on to the really rather good Bill and Toni’s restaurant in East Sydney. It’s a proper old school Italian restaurant, you have to sneak up some hidden stairs through a cafe with a clientele list that somewhat resembles the bar out of Star Wars. I thought I heard the theme music from The Godfather playing when we got upstairs, and everyone was Italian.
For veal schnitzel (they love schnitzel here - everything is schnitzellized!) and spaghetti bolognese, with salad, coffee and quite a bit of wine that we bought ourselves, the bill came to about £14 each. Bargain!
Then just yesterday we decided to go to Cronulla for the day. It’s all too easy to spend all your time in Sydney - there’s so much to see, but you forget that for just £3 ($6) you can get a train to a nice place like Cronulla (it’s a riot!) and get away from teh big smoke. So the five of us trekked down there, (Me, Annika, Gertrud, Nik and Alison) and we took the girls to their first ever game of rugby league. Cronulla was a nice enough sea-side surf town, a decent size, a great beach with a train station right next by, and an admirable selection of sruf shops. It reminded me of Manly but with a bit more going on, and I really liked it - I could live there I think. After visiting the RSL club (Where the bar was full of men gambling - the Aussies love betting on the horses like you wouldn’t believe!) and the three girls being the only females in a packed bar we went up to the Toyota Stadium, where the Cronulla Sharks play.
It cost us $20 to get in on the door with free transport to and from the stadium. We managed to blag a spot right against the advertising hoarding and luckily we were at the end that my team, The Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles were attacking. The game had really been hyped up and the small stadium was jammed to the rafters with just under 20,000 people in there, including a healthy Manly contingent. The hype was because the two teams were top of the NRL ladder at the start of the game. Well, the Sea Eagles answered any questions - the Sharks lived up to their big-game bottler tag, and Manly absolutely monstered them with a flawless first half performance to leave the Sharks trailing 22-6 at half time - rather pleasingly all the action seemed to take place within about 10 meters of where we were stood, so that was a real bonus. The second half wasn’t much different, although I didn’t see too much of it as it was a) up the other end b) we were having too much of a good time to worry about the game and c) I was a bit pissed by this stage.
The atmosphere at Shark Park was really good, we met some great people (Nik thinks I always do!) and we had a really good day out. The girls even went from never having been to a game of Rugby before (I know, I know this was Rugby League) to really enjoying it and wanting to go again, so I’m happy with that. The night was polished off by a few drinks in a tacky bar, some kebabs (not for me! A bottle of Coke Zero!) and the late train back. Rather nicely I got to see a really good fight outside a bar near me, so that topped the night off a treat.
Today, I’ve purchased both a bike and a multigym. Well, I bought a bike off a dude on Gumtree and I’ve also bought the heaviest chain known to man to tie it up with. Conservative estimates suggest the chain weighs about 15 kilos. I’m going to be using it build the guns up, and maybe to shorten my 3 and a half minute commute to work!
OK, that’s all for now - I promise to be back with more random stuff and e few more opinion things rather than just my diary. TTFN!
Oh, and the Pope arrives in Sydney this week - any ideas of how to piss off the estimated 250,000 god-botherers is much appreciated. One idea was to try and shag a nice Catholic girl - for starters she’s clearly pre-selected herself as the gullible and easily influenced type, and she’s used to hanging round pervy priests, so all good. We were hypothisising about this (beer’s great eh?) and we came up with the potential morning after scenario…
[BEDROOM - EARLY HOURS OF MORNING. COUPLE LYING IN BED]
GIRL: OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, I’VE SHAGGED A RANDOM!
GUY: EY UP LOVE!
GIRL: OH GOD, WE DIDN’T DID WE?
GUY: ER…
GIRL: THIS IS TERRIBLE, PLEASE TELL ME ONE THING?
GUY: SURE
GIRL: WELL, I CAN GO TO HELL IF I GOT THIS WRONG - PLEASE TELL ME WE DIDN’T USE A CONDOM!
OK bye kids!:)

fans have got pride back in the club - I just think it’s beyond a joke.



















