Manchester City Struggle to Sign Kaka

Friday, January 16th, 2009 @ 10:05 am | Sport

Reports suggest that Manchester City may struggle to sign Kaká due to The Premier League’s complicated third party ownership regulations…

Kaka Belongs to Jesus

Kaka Belongs to Jesus

Manchester City are said to be progressing talks with the Vatican, although the Pope isn’t too keen on Arab oil money.  At least the money, unlike the Pope’s boss, genuinely exists.

If we *do* sign him, our formation might look a little bit like this…

Manchester Citys new Formation with Kaka?

Manchester City's new Formation with Kaka?

Not bad methinks.  Just need a proper Essien or defensive midfielder to let Kompany move into defence and boot one of Dunne or Richards out of the team.  Oh, and maybe a big bastard centre forward who can score too :)

That’s a top four team right there, with Petrov, Bojinov and Johnson to come back and provide some cover.

 

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    One Response to “Manchester City Struggle to Sign Kaka”

    1. LeeNo Gravatar UNITED KINGDOM Says:

      Excuse me for being thick but what exactly does the Vatican have to do with the deal???

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