Disco 2000
“Do you remember, your house was very small, with woodchip on the wall?” as Jarvis Cocker said.
It wouldn’t surprise me if the bloody woodchip was still on Jennifer’s wall when he went to meet her in the year 2000. I suspect that the woodchip on the wall of my bathroom has been there since this place was built in 1897. It’s a right bugger to get off, make no mistake. Luckily, I’ve got hold of a steamer, which makes life a bit easier, but it’s still a bastard.
I’ve been meaning to get the bathroom refurbished for about 2 years now, and I finally choose to do so when Jenny leaves. She’s found out and isn’t best pleased - she had to live with a crap bath for 2.5 years, and now the week after she leaves I get it sorted. It wasn’t intentional, just that the estate agent came round, said I should get a new bathroom and that he’d just had one done. So I’m using his mate, and it’s costing £500 for all the labour, which isn’t bad - it’ll take about a week I would think. Just need to buy bath, tiles and all that gubbins now!
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